With great power comes great responsibility! After discovering this while watching Spider-Man, the supernaturally gifted Wize Guy vowed to dedicate his life to fighting corruption. Since then, he has been waging an unrelenting war against those who abuse public authority.
Over time, Wize Guy realised that the continued abuse of public authority is unsustainable without deploying the most potent weapon of mass destruction: disinformation.
Gifted with incredible powers that allow him to read minds, fathom people’s true intentions, divine the root causes of all phenomena and foresee the course of future events, Wize Guy has been chosen by the gods (in whom he does not believe, being an atheist) to deliver long-awaited truths to the ill-informed masses. Nonetheless, Wize Guy’s journey to becoming the ultimate champion of justice and freedom has not been without obstacles—chief among them his natural aversion to credulous imbeciles.
Before he could begin liberating the world from the despair of ignorance and irrational belief, Wize Guy had to persevere through years of excruciating training. During this time, he gained keen insight into human cognitive processes, learned about the technological tools through which they can be manipulated, and cultivated the patience required to endure interactions with clueless morons.
By subjecting himself to this blast furnace for several arduous years, Wize Guy transformed himself into the foremost bulwark against the perpetuation of nefarious false narratives that threaten to further corrupt humanity’s moral core.
The publication of Wize News on this website marks the culmination of Wize Guy’s lifelong commitment to disseminating unvarnished facts about critical issues that affect humanity. Through this website, Wize Guy strives to liberate uninformed members of the public from the shackles of perpetual abuse inflicted upon them by scoundrels who exploit their ignorance and credulity.
Wize News reports cut through the noise and complexity of convoluted—at times seemingly inscrutable—matters, delivering the unadulterated truth at their core. Readers of the website benefit from Wize Guy’s supernatural insight into the machinations of people in power.
Wize Guy strives to amuse and uplift his readers’ spirits while informing and empowering them to take on the world.
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