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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Addressed the Nation on the Ongoing Protests in a Televised Address on Friday, 9 January 2026
Middle East Politics

“The Growing Allure of Satanism Behind Nationwide Protests” – Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

In a nationally televised address on Friday, 9 January 2026, Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, dismissed the ongoing nationwide protests as merely a “passing fad,” brought on by an “infatuation with ‘bad boys’ among the infidel and the infirm within the Iranian populace.”

January 10, 2026
J.D. Vance: Renee Good's Death “A Tragedy of Her Own Making”
Law and Order

“She Had It Coming” – J.D. Vance on Renee Good’s Death

An indignant J.D. Vance chastised the White House press corps for what he described as overwhelmingly negative coverage of the Trump administration following the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross. Vance also delivered stern criticism of Democratic officials in Minnesota, accusing them of “clearly exploiting the Trump administration’s monstrosity to score cheap points with their electorate.”

January 10, 2026
The Sadistic Douchebag has Been a Fixture at Anti-ICE Protest Sites in Minneapolis Since the Tragic Death of Renee Nicole Good
Human Rights

Minneapolis Provocateur Seizes Opportunity to Shine

A Minneapolis provocateur has exploited the recent tragic events in his community to seize the international spotlight and prove that he is every bit as deplorable as the most prominent figures in the MAGA world. His actions have caught the attention of U.S. President Donald Trump.

January 10, 2026
Kristi Noem Addressing a Press Conference After a Woman was Shot Dead by an ICE Agent in Minneapolis
Law and Order

ICE Agent Who Fatally Shot Minneapolis Woman has Obtained a Doctor’s Note for the Killing

United States Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem held a press conference in Minneapolis after an ICE agent fatally shot a woman, announcing that the killing complied with all departmental policy requirements, including the procurement of an appropriate doctor’s certificate.

January 8, 2026
The Donroe Doctrine
Geopolitics

Miller Explains Core Tenets of the Donroe Doctrine

White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller has offered much-needed clarification on the core tenets of the Donroe Doctrine, four days after U.S. President Donald Trump announced wide-ranging foreign hostilities as part of its implementation.

January 8, 2026
Erica Kirk Embraces JD Vance at Turning Point USA's America Fest
U.S. Politics

“Charlie Died to Elect J.D. Vance President” – Erica Kirk

Erika Kirk said she saw “God’s plan to elect J.D. Vance president in Charlie’s assassination” as she endorsed Vance for the 2028 presidency at Turning Point USA’s America Fest.

December 20, 2025
Susie Wiles is Reportedly Displeased With Vanity Fair’s Dishonest Reporting on the Substance of Her Interviews With the Outlet
U.S. Politics

Susie Wiles Condemns Vanity Fair “Hit Job”

Susie Wiles Denounces Vanity Fair’s Coverage of Her Interviews With the Outlet as a “Trump Derangement Syndrome-Inspired Hit Job.”

December 17, 2025

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Albanese and Rowland Hold Press Conference After Passage of Law Banning Under-16s From Social Media
Australian Politics

Australian Parliament Passes Landmark Legislation to Teach “Smart-Ass Kids” and “Anonymous Miscreants” a Lesson

Australia has become the first nation in the world to implement a sweeping ban restricting all persons under 16 from accessing any social media website. However, the reasons underpinning the law are as dubious as the likelihood of its success.

December 2, 2024
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Permitted House Republicans to Introduce Articles of Impeachment Against President Joe Biden on 15 November 2024
U.S. Politics

House Republicans Move to Impeach President Joe Biden

House Republicans introduced articles of impeachment against President Joe Biden for inviting a fascist and convicted felon to the White House.

November 16, 2024
Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei Announces the Launch of a New Asylum Program
Geopolitics

Iran Announces New Asylum Visa for American Women

Iran’s Supreme Leader has announced the launch of a new asylum program, open exclusively to American women fleeing Trump’s presidency.

November 15, 2024
Donald Trump’s Victory in the Recent U.S. Presidential Election has Emboldened Fascists, Misogynists, Xenophobes and Right-Wing Extremists Around the World
Rise of Fascism

“Don’t Try This at Home” – Trump Lawyers Warn Right Wing Lunatics Around the World

Concerned about potential liability stemming from fascism supporters around the world blindly emulating Donald Trump’s actions, his lawyers have issued an urgent public warning.

November 14, 2024
Justice Sonia Sotomayor has Turned Down Calls for Her Resignation
U.S. Politics

The Biden Administration Moves to Entice Sotomayor Into Retirement

The Biden administration’s covert campaign to pressure Justice Sonia Sotomayor into retiring has backfired as party resistance mounts, forcing the president into increasingly desperate measures.

November 10, 2024
Donald Trump Protecting Lady Liberty’s Genitalia By Shielding It With His Right Hand
U.S. Politics

The Protector Has Triumphed!

Former U.S. President Trump has secured a second Presidential term by forcefully grabbing the trust of an impressive 53% of white and a respectable 38% of Latino women in America. He explains why he didn’t fare so well with black women.

November 5, 2024

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