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Recently leaked correspondence between Albanese and Minns sheds new light on their motives for welcoming Herzog to Australia

Leaked Correspondence Reveals Minns Saw Herzog as ‘Perfect Guinea Pig’ to Test Whether New Laws Let Him ‘Pull Off a Trump’

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has appointed Defence Secretary Greg Moriarty to replace Kevin Rudd as Australia’s ambassador to the United States when Rudd steps down in March 2026

Australian PM Albanese Taps ‘Mute Moriarty’ as U.S. Ambassador, Marking Sharp Contrast With ‘Strident Rudd’

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has asserted that Palestinians are engaging in a “transparent Hitler-bashing façade” in order to “appropriate Jewish grief” and “curry favour with gullible liberal Jews”

Benjamin Netanyahu Labels Palestinian Criticism of Hitler on Holocaust Remembrance Day an ‘Act of War’

Canada’s long-term relationship with the U.S. is on the rocks as Prime Minister Mark Carney openly flirts with new partners, from Beijing to European capitals

Canada Relists Profile on Seeking Arrangements Before Officially Breaking Things Off With the U.S.

Critics fear that Donald Trump’s proposed “Board of Peace” is intended to undermine the United Nations

Donald Trump Demands “US$1 Billion in Small, Unmarked Bills” for Permanent Seat on “Board of Peace”

Satan holds a press conference to announce that he is declining U.S. President Donald Trump’s invitation to join the newly created Board of Peace

Satan Declines Invitation to Join Trump’s Board of Peace, Citing Image Concerns

Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei announces launch of new asylum program, open exclusively to American women

Iran Announces New Asylum Visa for American Women

New United States Department of War recruitment advertisements portray the Iranian National Guard as exclusively comprised of unarmed, SUV‑driving women

New U.S. Department of War Ads Depict Iranian National Guard as Exclusively Unarmed Women Driving SUVs

U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer outlined his government’s strategy for dealing with the Trump administration, in light of the latest tariff threats over the U.K.’s opposition to the proposed U.S. annexation of Greenland

Avoiding the ‘Missteps of Chamberlain’s Insufficiently Obsequious Approach With Hitler,’ Starmer’s U.K. Adopts the ‘Dead Possum’ Strategy With Trump

Russian President Holds Press Conference on Intensified Drone and Missile Strikes Across Ukraine

“Russian Bombardment of Ukraine Solely Targeted at Barriers to Peace” – Putin

The U.S. Department of State has warned that it may “go nuclear on the U.K.” if it proceeds with the proposed ban on X

U.S. Prepared to ‘Go Nuclear’ on U.K. Over X Ban

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Addressed the Nation on the Ongoing Protests in a Televised Address on Friday, 9 January 2026

“The Growing Allure of Satanism Behind Nationwide Protests” – Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

The Donroe Doctrine

Miller Explains Core Tenets of the Donroe Doctrine

Angela Merkel Warns Donald Trump to Leave Justin Trudeau Alone at the G7 Summit in June 2018

Trump Announces Tariffs on Nations With Functioning Democracies, the Rule of Law, and Attractive Male Leaders

Chinese President Xi suspects that Russian President Vladimir Putin’s approach to election interference is inspired by Al Pacino’s portrayal of Tony Montana in Scarface

China Criticises Russian Interference in U.S. Elections

Donald Trump’s Victory in the Recent U.S. Presidential Election has Emboldened Fascists, Misogynists, Xenophobes and Right-Wing Extremists Around the World

“Don’t Try This at Home” – Trump Lawyers Warn Right Wing Lunatics Around the World

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is eager to build a constructive relationship with U.S. President-elect Donald Trump

“Will You Please Be My Friend?” – Albanese Entreats Trump

Russian Emperor Vladimir Putin received multiple calls from world leaders after crushing American democracy on 5 November 2024

Stunned World Leaders Call to Congratulate Putin on Humbling Smug American Democracy

Tucker Carlson has downplayed recent allegations of close coordination between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, and praised what he describes as “Russia’s role in maintaining global stability and supporting niche American industries”

What’s Wrong With Some Humanitarian Aid to Russia?

Despite recent allegations about the true motives of teen beauty pageant organisers, these contests are attracting a record number of entrants worldwide

World Grows Wary as Rich and Powerful Men Judging Teenage Beauty Pageant Contestants Are No Longer Seen as Model Citizens

Videos showing what many have described as “over-the-top police violence” against protesters are circulating on social media

NSW Police Arrest Multiple Protesters for Allegedly ‘Inciting Officers to Punch and Pepper-Spray Them’ Despite Supreme Court’s ‘Positive Vibes Only’ Orders for Sydney

A crowded square in the heart of Perth’s main shopping mall, where a 31-year-old man threw a homemade explosive device during an Invasion Day rally

Self-Described Australian Patriot Attempts to “Live Up to the Legacy” of Australia Day by Bombing Aboriginals

The U.N. Human Rights Council’s periodic review of Australia’s human rights record has drawn sharp criticism over the nation’s continuing failure to safeguard fundamental rights and due process in the criminal justice system

Australian Government Rejects Calls to Restore Social Media Access for Minors Prosecuted as Adults Amid UNHRC’s Scathing Review of Incarceration Practices

FBI Director Kash Patel appeared on Fox News with Maria Bartiromo on Sunday, 25 January 2026, to defend the Trump administration’s account of the fatal shooting of 37-year-old ICU nurse Alex Pretti by ICE agents in Minneapolis

“The Second Amendment Was Never Intended to Be Interpreted Literally, Especially Against Republicans in Power” – Kash Patel

U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance, defending recent child abductions carried out by ICE during a press conference in Minneapolis on Thursday, January 22, 2026

Recent Child Abductions by ICE Allegedly Tied to Efforts to Find Playmates for Vance and Miller Households

Todd Blanche addresses the White House press corps regarding the U.S. Department of Justice’s decision to posthumously prosecute Ms Renée Good

U.S. DoJ to Seek Death Penalty Against Renée Good in Posthumous Criminal Prosecution

Victoria Police Spokesperson Issuing a Public Statement Following the Death of a 27-Year-Old Man in Custody on Friday, 9 January 2026

“Deaths in Custody Raise Ontological, Not Disciplinary, Questions” – Victoria Police

Elon Musk has denounced any legislative steps taken by national governments to restrict the use of X as “censorship,” “subjugation,” and “an effort to turn alpha males into beta cucks”

“Laws Merely a Tool to Censor and Subjugate Alpha Males” – Elon Musk

J.D. Vance: Renee Good's Death “A Tragedy of Her Own Making”

“She Had It Coming” – J.D. Vance on Renee Good’s Death

Kristi Noem Addressing a Press Conference After a Woman was Shot Dead by an ICE Agent in Minneapolis

ICE Agent Who Fatally Shot Minneapolis Woman has Obtained a Doctor’s Note for the Killing

Republican members of Congress have flatly rejected the Democrats’ modest ICE reform proposals, which were set as a precondition for passing the bill to fund the Department of Homeland Security

Democrats Demand ICE Meet at Least the Standard Set by the Officers Who Murdered George Floyd Before Next DHS Funding Approval

Steve Bannon appears extensively in the Epstein files

Steve Bannon Relieved That Epstein Files Show the Highest Echelons of Miscreant Society Remain Untouched by Trans and DEI ‘Infestation’

Premier Jacinta Allan is facing mounting criticism over her government’s failure to upgrade Victoria’s bushfire‑response infrastructure, despite repeated and drastic warnings

Jacinta Allan Denounces Bushfire-Ravaged Communities for “Incessantly Whining About Victoria’s Inadequate Fire Truck Fleet,” Blaming Them for “the State Not Having Nice Things”

Recently released correspondence between Elon Musk and Jeffrey Epstein suggests that the two maintained a close relationship and attended “wild parties” together

“I Only Associated With Epstein to Protect Children From Other Predators” – Elon Musk

Senator Lindsey Graham claims he has been traumatised after witnessing what he describes as a series of “witch hunts” by Democrats against U.S. President Donald Trump

Senator Lindsey Graham Proposes ‘Oedipus+ Bill’ to Address ‘Unlawful’ Trump Tax Disclosure and ‘Ongoing Witch Hunts’

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has presided over a period of great tumult at the United States Department of Health and Human Services

Leaked Correspondence With Satan Allegedly Reveals the Motives Behind R.F. Kennedy Jr.’s Disastrous Policies as U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary

Deputy U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche announced during a press conference in Washington, D.C., that the Department of Justice has “published 3.5 million responsive pages in compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act”

“A Battery of Cruel and Unusual Tests to Gauge Public Tolerance for Trump’s Atrocities Behind the Delay in Releasing the Epstein Files” – Todd Blanche

Journalist Don Lemon has been arrested in St. Paul for his role in filming a protest at a church connected to an ICE official

Don Lemon ‘Pleased’ That His Arrest ‘Conclusively’ Settles All Questions About His Black Identity and Relevance

The incompetence of the 31-year-old white man who attempted to bomb an Invasion Day rally in central Perth has robbed many sidelined progressive politicians of a rare comeback opportunity

Bogan Daftness Denies Washed‑Out Progressive Politicians a Rare Chance at a Comeback

A panel of spokespersons for Australian sharks called the renewed calls for their culling “a severe overreaction to a simple misunderstanding” and pledged that the species is permanently withdrawing from Australian politics

Australian Sharks Decry Culling Proposal as “A Severe Overreaction to a Simple Misunderstanding”

Addressing the fatal shooting of unarmed Alex Pretti by CBP agents in Minneapolis, Donald Trump argued that it would have been “stupid” for CBP to shoot someone before disarming them

“God Likes People Who Don’t Get Shot to Death” – Donald Trump

Ted Cruz, the junior U.S. senator from Texas, hastily fleeing the state ahead of a ‘catastrophic’ snowstorm

Weather Forecasters Predict ‘Catastrophic’ Texas Snowstorm Based on Recent Ted Cruz Movements

Joe Biden driving his Corvette near Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco residence

“Trump’s Presidency is the Penance the Nation Must Endure Before Deserving Me Again” – Joe Biden

U.S. President Donald Trump unveiled the “Trump Care-less Plan” during a press conference in the Oval Office on Friday, January 16, 2026

Trump Unveils Groupon-Style Plan in ‘Genius’ Bid to Tackle U.S. Healthcare Crisis

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese announces that his government was taking the “ultimate step” to permanently eliminate “the scourge of hateful and divisive rhetoric in Australia”

Australian Government to Regulate Possession of Functional Larynges

The redesigned uniforms are meant to evoke subliminal comparisons to superheroes from comics and movies

New ICE Uniforms to Feature Capes in Bid to Normalise Mask Use

The Sadistic Douchebag has Been a Fixture at Anti-ICE Protest Sites in Minneapolis Since the Tragic Death of Renee Nicole Good

Minneapolis Provocateur Seizes Opportunity to Shine

Erica Kirk Embraces JD Vance at Turning Point USA's America Fest

“Charlie Died to Elect J.D. Vance President” – Erica Kirk

Susie Wiles is Reportedly Displeased With Vanity Fair’s Dishonest Reporting on the Substance of Her Interviews With the Outlet

Susie Wiles Condemns Vanity Fair “Hit Job”

Albanese and Rowland Hold Press Conference After Passage of Law Banning Under-16s From Social Media

Australian Parliament Passes Landmark Legislation to Teach “Smart-Ass Kids” and “Anonymous Miscreants” a Lesson

Australian Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s popularity has risen to match that of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese following Donald Trump’s election to a second presidential term in the United States

“This Must Be What It Feels Like to Inherit a Fortune After the Death of a Wealthy Relative” – Peter Dutton

Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan is known for her enduring buoyancy, which she attributes to her adherence to the “Fuck It! Who Else Will They Vote For?” philosophy of governance

“Trump’s Election Is a Sad Reminder That Nothing Gold Can Stay” – Jacinta Allan

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Permitted House Republicans to Introduce Articles of Impeachment Against President Joe Biden on 15 November 2024

House Republicans Move to Impeach President Joe Biden

Justice Sonia Sotomayor has Turned Down Calls for Her Resignation

The Biden Administration Moves to Entice Sotomayor Into Retirement

Donald Trump Protecting Lady Liberty’s Genitalia By Shielding It With His Right Hand

The Protector Has Triumphed!