The recent release of the Epstein files has shed new light on Jeffrey Epstein’s extensive network spanning government, media, and commerce, creating serious problems for many powerful and influential figures.

One figure now under renewed scrutiny is Elon Musk, whose communications with Epstein appear to conflict with his previous public characterisations of their relationship. Multiple messages exchanged between Musk and Epstein suggest the two shared a warm rapport and that Musk may have visited Epstein’s island on more than one occasion—a claim Musk has repeatedly and emphatically denied.

Following the release of several emails in which Musk and Epstein appear to coordinate plans to attend “wild parties” at Epstein’s island, Musk has now offered a new explanation for his association with the late financier.

“It is the duty of the strong to protect the weak, and no one needs more protection than our children—except, perhaps, those who fall victim to the ‘woke mind virus’ or ‘trans-b*llsh*t’; they are already lost. After learning about Epstein’s criminal exploitation of young women, I decided to infiltrate his network to gather evidence of the crimes committed by those involved. Although I hate ‘partying’ and am totally a workaholic monk, I forced myself to socialise and ‘party’ with people in Epstein’s circle for the sake of saving the kids.”

“Though it was painful for me to ‘party’ with those creeps, I stayed focused on my mission and embedded myself deep undercover. I was very close to blowing the whole thing wide open—definitely within a few more years of ‘partying’—when, unfortunately, everything fell apart for Epstein. This robbed me of the credit I deserved for all the ‘dirty fun’ I had to endure.”

“When you think about it, I might be Epstein’s greatest victim,” Musk said in a post on his social media platform, X.