Following the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Minneapolis resident Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross on Wednesday, 7 January 2026, the city has seen a surge in civil protests against the local ICE presence.

One protester, who prefers to be referred to as “the Sadistic Douchebag,” has, however, seized the opportunity to gain national notoriety by marching in support of ICE and mocking the community’s heightened anguish, rage, and despair.

The Sadistic Douchebag has reportedly appeared at multiple anti-ICE protest sites to confront and provoke peaceful protesters with chants of “ICE ICE baby,” “ICE rules,” and “Obey or die.” The protesters’ predictable outrage and the ensuing commotion have given federal law enforcement agents an excuse to use coercive force to clear out the protesters, ostensibly to ensure the Sadistic Douchebag may safely protest against the anti-ICE demonstrators.

The Sadistic Douchebag addressed multiple news outlets earlier today to explain the motivation behind his actions.

“I am just sick and tired of all the privileged assholes like Elon Musk, J.D. Vance, and Stephen Miller, who have somehow managed to amass great riches or land important government positions, acting like they are the meanest motherf@#$ers of them all.”

“You don’t need to be successful or important to be a sadistic son of a b*tch, and I wanted to tell all the assh*les out there to be proud of their hate, regardless of how much harm they cause or how much recognition it ultimately brings them.”

Shortly after his statement to the press, U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he was appointing the Sadistic Douchebag to lead the Trump administration’s community outreach efforts in the wake of the recently reported string of fatal ICE shootings across the country, replacing U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance, who briefly debuted in the role during a White House press conference on Friday, 9 January 2026.